Free
£0no account, no card
- Play all 9 starter holes and The Starter Nine
- Design and keep up to 3 holes
- Challenge links: dare your mates to beat your score
- Replay videos (with a small watermark)
- The Seaside theme
- Pass-and-play scorecard for up to 6
Crazy golf designer & game
Design it. Putt it. Dare your mates.
Build a crazy golf hole with windmills, loops and ramps. Sink it to prove it can be done, then send your mates a link and see who cracks it in fewer.
Welcome back. Your holes are saved in this browser.
- Free to play
- No account
- Phone, tablet or laptop
- Real ball physics
Hole in one!
Windmill Lane · par 3
No sign-up, no download
5 starter holes: play instantly
Tap one and you're on the tee. Every starter has been sunk by its designer, so you know it can be done. Can you do it in fewer?
- Seaside Warm-up Play it now →
- Windmill Lane Play it now →
- Loop the Loop Play it now →
- Plank Walk Play it now →
- Jungle Jump Play it now →
- Play The Starter Nine The five above plus 4 more, from a gentle warm-up to a four-shot dogleg finale. One scorecard, one phone, passed round the table. Tee off on hole 1 →
How it works
Build, putt, then send the link
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Build a hole
Drop tiles onto the grid: straights, curves, slopes, a loop, a ramp over water. Add a windmill, bumpers, a bridge or a bunker. It snaps together, to scale, in real metres.
Start a hole -
Putt it
Drag back to aim, let go to putt. The ball rolls, banks off the rails and drops in the cup like the real thing, because the physics is real.
Try the warm-up -
Dare your mates
Share a challenge link with your score in it. They open it on their phone, no app to install, and have a go. Most strokes buys the drinks.
How links work
The “prove it” rule
You can only publish a hole you've sunk yourself. No impossible holes, no trick shots nobody can make: if it's out there, its designer got the ball in the cup, and the replay proves it.
What's in the bag
A proper game, not a toy
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Real physics
A regulation 42.67 mm ball and 108 mm cup, simulated 240 times a second. Rails bounce, slopes roll, sand stops you dead, water costs a stroke.
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5 themes
Seaside, Pirate cove, Jungle, Space, Neon UV. Each one reskins the rails, felt and scenery. Themes change the look, never the physics.
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Replays for Reels & TikTok
Save any putt, from the hole in one to the five-bounce disaster, as a vertical video ready to post.
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Pass-and-play scorecard
Up to 6 players round one phone. Play The Starter Nine or a course you built, and the scorecard keeps count.
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Works offline
Once it's loaded it keeps working on the train, on the plane, or in the pub garden with one bar of signal.
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No account
No email, no password, no app store. Your holes are saved in your own browser.
Pricing
Free to play. £9 once to go wild.
No subscription, no ads in the game. Pay once and it's yours for life.
PLAY unlock
£9once, not a subscription
- Unlimited holes and full courses
- All 5 themes: Seaside, Pirate cove, Jungle, Space, Neon UV
- The stunt pack: ramp & jump, loop, moving blocker, spinner, one-way gate
- Replay videos with no watermark
- Leaderboards (coming soon)
For venue owners
See the venue planner
Planning a real crazy golf venue?
Lay out a whole course in your actual building, to scale. Check walkways, headroom and fire exits, estimate capacity and revenue with every formula shown, and fly through it in 3D before you sign a lease.
Guides
From garden green to grand opening
- Backyard putting green ideasSizes, shapes, cup positions and cheap obstacles for a garden putting green, and how to try the layout before you dig.
- How much space does a crazy golf course need?Square metres per hole, a size table for 9, 12 and 18 holes, walkways, ceiling height and what fits in a real building.
- How to open a crazy golf businessFrom concept and site to layout, the numbers, fit-out and opening day: a step-by-step plan with the maths shown.
Questions
Straight answers
Is it free?
Yes. Play every starter hole, design and keep up to 3 holes, send challenge links and make replay videos, all free with no account. The PLAY unlock (£9, one-off, yours for life) adds unlimited holes and courses, every theme and the stunt pack, and removes the replay watermark.
What's the “prove it” rule?
You can only publish a hole you've sunk yourself. Build it, then putt it until it drops: that shot is saved with the hole, so everyone you challenge knows it can be done. Change the hole and you'll need to sink it again.
How do challenge links work?
Share a hole and you get a link with the hole and your score built in. Your mates open it on any phone or laptop, with nothing to install, and try to beat you.
Do I need an account?
No. Your holes save automatically in your browser. Nothing to sign up for, no email.
Does it work on a phone?
Yes. Drag back to aim and set the power, let go to putt. It works on phones, tablets and laptops, and keeps working offline once it's loaded.
Is the physics real?
Yes: a regulation 42.67 mm ball, a 108 mm cup, rails that bounce, slopes that roll and sand that stops you dead, simulated 240 times a second. Every putt replays exactly, which is how challenge links and replays work.
Can I make a video of my hole-in-one?
Yes. Any putt can be saved as a replay video sized for Reels, TikTok and Shorts. Free replays carry a small watermark; the PLAY unlock removes it.
Which themes are there?
Seaside, Pirate cove, Jungle, Space, Neon UV. Seaside is free; the rest come with the PLAY unlock. Themes change the look, never the physics.
First to a hole in one wins.
The warm-up is a par 2. Can you ace it? Nothing to install, nothing to sign up for.